My Semi Sordid Life

iwantyoualive:

every time vladimir putin opens his dumb mouth he sounds more and more like a poorly written bond villain


insooutso:

He insists on this. There is no other way. It’s not for the air or the view, but for the butthole in his owner’s face.

Mine don’t like doing that but instead they insist on sleeping in the bed with me under the covers between my legs…They fight over who gets to sleep there and for how long!

insooutso:

He insists on this. There is no other way. It’s not for the air or the view, but for the butthole in his owner’s face.

Mine don’t like doing that but instead they insist on sleeping in the bed with me under the covers between my legs…They fight over who gets to sleep there and for how long!


poderfriki:

Marvel Characters by Philip Leehand

Love the Deadpool one!

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collegehumor:

Artist Paul Ribera is ruining even MORE of our favorite childhood memories with the reimagining of Christopher Robin’s Hundred Acre Woods. Oh Winnie, WHY! WHY!

Finish reading Winnie the Pooh Gone DARK


4gifs:

Toothpaste Oreos prank. [video]

I would so do this to vaderland

4gifs:

Toothpaste Oreos prank. [video]

I would so do this to vaderland


fuckyeahtattoos:


Memorial for my father. 


Shop: Slave to the Needle.
Artist: Andrew
Where: Seattle Wa

fuckyeahtattoos:

Memorial for my father. 

Shop: Slave to the Needle.

Artist: Andrew

Where: Seattle Wa


epicdoubletap:

gungeekfrag:

http://www.ammoland.com/2014/08/uncovered-washington-state-giant-gun-control-scam-in-the-name-of-background-checks/

The text of the poll is an outright lie.  Follow the link and you’ll see the actual content of the proposed law.  I’m pretty sure this crap is illegal, or if not, it really should be.

If you live in Washington or know someone who does, spread the word and vote no.

fuck this

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