absoluticris:

in the super bowl party im hosting, we are starting this drinking game at kickoff and will adjust drinking to prevent drinking deaths at the minimum.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SUPERBOWL DRINKING GAME:

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1

2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds..

8.. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Super bowl victory, drink 1

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “BULL****!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1.

20.. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.

21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

bt:

By Langes

Published: February 3, 2010

Tags: Album Release, BT, reviews, These Hopeful Machines

The title says it all.. Let’s get started. ..::Buy Here::.. Enter rainbow text:

1. The Music – who buys an album and doesn’t want to hear the music? Right… Well this album took 4 years to make. I can’t remember the last time I put 4 years into 1 project…maybe learning how to get the hell out of highschool?

2. BT cares about his fans - Okay, so a lot of producers “care” about their fans. BT shows the hell out of it though. He’s always taking videos for his fans to keep them updated, talking to them on twitter, and this makes him come across as more down to Earth. His Washington, DC show was cancelled due to snow. So what did he do? We all know a few producers out there that can’t be arsed to talk to the people that support them, and are their biggest customers (their fans). BT can’t be arsed to NOT talk to his fans.

3. BT is a – badass/genius/dude/G/thug4lyfe (what?). BT Makes 50 Cent look like … 25 cent?

4. The artwork - Aaron Jasinski did the artwork for the album. But if you think the cover of BT’s face and some roses is all there is, you’re dead wrong. This beast is an 8 FT TALL oil painting.. Eight feet?! Holy bikini batman. You’ll have to buy the album to see it in detail (or here for a peek), but check out Jasinski’s site.. pretty wicked.

5. BT’s XBOX Live gamertag – is “BTLikesYourMom” – If this isn’t reason enough, then you should give up. Maybe i’ll move this to #1.

6.  Kaia – Kaia is BT’s  6 year old daughter, and as far as we know, the last song on CD1 (Forget Me) has Kaia singing the  chorus of the song… When we first listened to it (My whole family [mom, brother, me] listened to this album 3 times through in 1 sitting… shiiiiiiii…! yes it’s that good) we both stopped and went… “Wha? is that really?” It was the most amazing thing we’ve heard and it stopped us in our tracks. BT has been through a lot with his daughter Kaia and it’s amazing to hear this.

7. BT Feels – BT himself said, “This is the first album that I’ve made where I look at it and feelscomplete… like truly complete… both the music and the art.” When BT, the same guy that said ”I frequently face the fact that the tools I need to compose music simply don’t exist.“, says “this is the first complete album I’ve made”, you’d better buy the album, cause its going to be rock’n’sockin.

8. It’s 2 hours – and you will sit there with your mouth open the entire time asking yourself if this ismusic, or some sort of euphoric vision from Zeus himself.

9. Lasting Power – When you’re not home, it’s pure torture… Why? Because the entire time you’ll be counting the minutes until you can get back into your car, or get back home to your home sound system, and blast the crap out of this album. Don’t go and download the torrent for this album, and don’t send us links for the torrents to post up on our site. This is an album that you need to hold. This album will last you for years to come, and you will actually feel like a better person for spending money on it.

10. It took us 3 hours to write a list that we already had an outline for, because we we’re distracted by “These Hopeful Machines”

This album gets a 5/5 Stars from Trance Daily. Put a night aside, sit down with a friend, and let yourself go.

BT Twitter, BT Website

-Lange Brothers

Number 5 is the best one!